1. thedaisiestdaisy:

    dancethismessaround:

    jedibusiness:

    I didn’t realize this was a cake until I scrolled down….

    Sweet baby Jesus…

    This looks both delicious and so uncanny valley that it may give me nightmares.

    duuuude.

  2. awesomepeoplereading: Brando reads. unf

    awesomepeoplereading:

    Brando reads.

    unf

  3. (via The country habit has me by the heart… - but does it float)

    (via The country habit has me by the heart… - but does it float)

  4. slacktivist » Five women who changed God’s rules →

    tl;dr: Even God changes his mind, when he sees that the rules are unjust.

  5. fahye: liminalzone: ferris-wheels: “In an entertainment world where women are disappearing from multiplexes, where men bulk up as superheroes while women don’t eat but sip pink drinks, we need to remember that there was once a very short heroine who hunted monsters and talked about Einstein, who kicked ass and questioned her faith, who went to work with a man she loved but didn’t rip his shirt off over lunch, who didn’t want to believe, but opened herself nonetheless to possibility. We need Scully back, even for a moment.” Scully have I loved | Rebecca Traister | Salon.Com

    fahye:

    liminalzone:

    ferris-wheels:

    “In an entertainment world where women are disappearing from multiplexes, where men bulk up as superheroes while women don’t eat but sip pink drinks, we need to remember that there was once a very short heroine who hunted monsters and talked about Einstein, who kicked ass and questioned her faith, who went to work with a man she loved but didn’t rip his shirt off over lunch, who didn’t want to believe, but opened herself nonetheless to possibility. We need Scully back, even for a moment.”

    Scully have I loved | Rebecca Traister | Salon.Com

  6. oliviacirce: lavishness: Hottest married couple on tv, holy shit. FOR SERIOUS. It’s a testament to the fandom (and the show) that Elizabeth, as far as I can tell, was never seen as a rival to the remarkable connection between Peter and Neal, but is appreciated in her own right, and invited to, er, join in the fun. 

    oliviacirce:

    lavishness:

    Hottest married couple on tv, holy shit.

    FOR SERIOUS.

    It’s a testament to the fandom (and the show) that Elizabeth, as far as I can tell, was never seen as a rival to the remarkable connection between Peter and Neal, but is appreciated in her own right, and invited to, er, join in the fun. 

  7. Q: What's the temperature like inside a tauntaun?
    A: Lukewarm
    HOW DO I EMBED THE INSTANT RIMSHOT

  8. animalstalkinginallcaps: FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT? DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT. THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY. TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?

    DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.

    THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.

    TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

  9. neil-gaiman:

    Do you want to know how you could win this book (it’s a signed, limited edition Advanced Readers Copy of STARDUST, copy #28 of 250)? While doing good for the world through Heifer International?

    Do you want to know how amAZINGly cool the previous people who won this book were? About the person who got it at auction for $2500 then redonated it in order to do good - and so that YOU have a chance of winning it this year?

    Then go to http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2012/01/gaiman-and-goats-gifts-that-keep-on-giving/ and read and thrill at how very good people can be.

    I have one of these! It is not numbered and is in nowhere near as good condition, but it is signed and personalized:

    I bought this at Powell’s before I went to the Last Angel show at the Aladdin, oh so many years ago, but he wasn’t doing signings at the time. I got it signed finally during the Anansi Boys tour.

  10. thedaisiestdaisy: tenlittlebullets: FAVORITE MARTHA MOMENT I mean, not only does she defeat the Master all on her own, she fucking trolls him.  On her own initiative.  The Doctor didn’t say shit about a red-herring plan or a gun with four parts; Martha has the Master’s number so well that even as she puts the real plan in place, she comes up with a diversion she knows he’ll fall for like the gullible supervillain he is, and she deploys it for shits and giggles and uses it to get herself captured and on board the Valiant and then she faces down public execution so that she can see the look on his face and tell him he’s been owned. …you know what, somehow this hadn’t occurred to me! I mean, obviously if the Doctor only had time to whisper to her “use the countdown” (which … itself makes no fucking sense, because how would either of them know about that) BUT anyway of course the Doctor didn’t have time to tell Martha to redirect! But here she is with her gun in four parts and her timing the reveal to Docherty to get aboard the Valiant and really everything. That’s all her! OH MARTHA. <3 That is why she was the best companion evar. (Not that I don’t love all of them, but Martha will always be the best.)

    thedaisiestdaisy:

    tenlittlebullets:

    FAVORITE MARTHA MOMENT

    I mean, not only does she defeat the Master all on her own, she fucking trolls him.  On her own initiative.  The Doctor didn’t say shit about a red-herring plan or a gun with four parts; Martha has the Master’s number so well that even as she puts the real plan in place, she comes up with a diversion she knows he’ll fall for like the gullible supervillain he is, and she deploys it for shits and giggles and uses it to get herself captured and on board the Valiant and then she faces down public execution so that she can see the look on his face and tell him he’s been owned.

    …you know what, somehow this hadn’t occurred to me! I mean, obviously if the Doctor only had time to whisper to her “use the countdown” (which … itself makes no fucking sense, because how would either of them know about that) BUT anyway of course the Doctor didn’t have time to tell Martha to redirect! But here she is with her gun in four parts and her timing the reveal to Docherty to get aboard the Valiant and really everything. That’s all her! OH MARTHA. <3

    That is why she was the best companion evar. (Not that I don’t love all of them, but Martha will always be the best.)

    (Source: timelocked)